Management report
- Broadcasting equipment
- Operational
- Financial outlook
- Not discussed
- Artist satisfaction
- Pending
- Management confidence
- Unreasonably high
behind the operation
Behind the Operation
Notices, incident reports and the occasional episode from the garage. Filed roughly in the order they happened.
episodes
Short episodes go out on Instagram first: the helmet, the garage, the purchases, and an extended family of rubber ducks management would rather not discuss.
Circulars
Equipment purchase request
The artist has submitted another equipment purchase request.
The artist is also the finance department.
The request has been approved.
signed, management
Withdrawn
This circular has been withdrawn.
Staff are asked to stop bringing up the ducks.
signed, management
Operating hours
Coconut FM will broadcast twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week.
The equipment has been informed. Its response is pending.
signed, management
Appointment of management
The artist has appointed himself management.
Management has accepted. There were no other applicants.
signed, management
Island dispatches
21 august 2026
Patient 001: file opened
The first patient has no dramatic complaint. The file says only: Everything is fine.
6 july 2026
The clinic has a mantra
One hundred and eleven days before session one, the goose has formalized the treatment language. Breathe in. Honk out. Less overthinking, more low end.
2 july 2026
The first group session has a date
It is official: Honk Therapy, session one — Sunday, November 22, 19:00 CET, live on Coconut FM. The goose has also opened the song wishlist.
1 july 2026
The community wall is open
The community wall is open to patients: one tile every thirty seconds, sixteen island colors, no committee. Early results are chaotic and medically promising.