a program of Coconut FM · sundays · 19:00 CET
Honk Therapy
A one-hour live group listening session, live on the radio. The music is selected by a goose and administered in ascending order of feeling. You attend by pressing play.
session 1 · confirmed
sunday, july 12 · 19:00 CET
attendance is free. the music is the treatment.
how a session works
01
You arrive
Press play on the radio. That is the entire enrollment process. The waiting room music fades.
02
The treatment builds
Slowly, the way good treatments do. The goose administers the music in ascending order of feeling.
03
The breakthrough
Somewhere in the middle, an emotional breakthrough is scheduled. You leave feeling noticeably better.
what plays: progressive house · melodic house · emotional trance. nobody explains the track order. that is part of the method.
every session carries a song
Each week, one song from the exchange is played live — a song one stranger left, for another stranger who needs it. Yours could be in session 1.
leave a song for a stranger →
the treatment plan
Progressive Recalibration
The standard session. Builds slowly. Arrives exactly when it should.
Emotional Bassline Therapy
For feelings that sit low. Administered at moderate volume.
Deep Mood Stabilization
Longer, deeper, mostly nocturnal. Bring a blanket.
Sunset Recovery Session
Gentle melodic treatment for the end of a long day.
Lofi Waiting Room
Not technically a treatment. Still works.
Emergency Honk Therapy
Unscheduled. Energetic. Deployed when the island decides it is necessary.
Advanced Melodic Treatment
For returning patients. The emotional arc is steeper.
Overthinking Reduction Protocol
You have read this list twice. This one is for you.
known side effects
smiling · movement · mild optimism · unexplained calm · humming · tapping (foot, finger, or both) · a sudden urge to text an old friend · temporary relief from being a person
be honked at before session 1
The bulletin gets the session reminder, new dispatches, and nothing else of consequence.
no spam. geese cannot type that much.
honk therapy is not medical advice. the goose is not a licensed therapist. the goose is a goose.
While you wait, the waiting room is open.