a program of Coconut FM · sundays · 19:00 CET/CEST

Honk Therapy

PalapaGoose conducts a one-hour live group listening session. You attend as a patient. The music is selected and administered in ascending order of feeling.

breathe in. honk out. repeat.

appointment confirmed

session 1

sunday, september 27 · 19:00 CEST

attendance is free. palapagoose conducts. the music is the treatment.

How a session works

01

Check in

Enter the waiting room or join the live session. You are the patient. PalapaGoose is conducting.

02

The music builds

PalapaGoose moves through progressive, trance and melodic electronic music in ascending order of feeling.

03

The response is observed

There is no required reaction. The clinic notices what arrives and files it without making it worse.

what plays: progressive · trance · melodic electronic music. the treatment may expand when the room requires it.

every session plays a song from the wishlist

Each session, one song from the wishlist may be played for someone in the room. Leave one for a stranger. The intern will file it.

add a song to the wishlist →

The treatment plan

Progressive Session

A gradual rise in intensity. No response is required on arrival.

Memory Observation

For a song that opens a door you did not know was still there.

Low-End Support

For days when the room needs a floor again.

Voluntary Return

For patients who left, thought about it, and came back on their own.

Treatment room diagnostics

Bassline Regulator

warm

Mood Stabilizer

set to “better”

Emergency coconut reserve

above regulation

all instruments load-bearing. none explained. full inventory in the official record.

Known side effects

smiling · movement · rhythm · mild dancing · mild optimism · unexplained calm · humming · tapping (foot, finger, or both) · a sudden urge to text an old friend · a brief truce with monday · temporary relief from being a person

honk therapy is fictional and not medical advice. it is mostly bass. palapagoose is not a licensed therapist.

While you wait, the waiting room is open.