the prescription desk
State your condition
The clinic treats human conditions with music. Tell the desk what is wrong, and it issues the official paperwork — a real treatment, administered daily on the radio. Keep the document. Post it. Take it seriously (do not take it seriously).
your prescription is ready
your treatment is administered daily in the waiting room. posting the document is considered part of the treatment.
want the clinic to honk before session 1?
The bulletin gets the session reminder, new dispatches, and nothing else of consequence.
no spam. geese cannot type that much.
honk therapy is not medical advice. the goose is not a licensed therapist.